Despite his hard work, Tom is having trouble keeping his income greater than his expenses. When his boss Leo offers him membership to an exclusive and secretive networking club, he finds that he may finally have a chance at making his family financially secure. The price, however, might just prove to be far too much for him.
Is there really nothing money can't buy?
This new, Godless-exclusive story from Ben Arzate is a tale of creeping dread, social criticism, and bizarre monsters.
In this anthology, featuring myself and many talented authors including fellow Malarkey Books author Lauren Bolger, chief of the Mad Hearts John Baltisberger, and Stoker winning horror authors like Brian Keene and Cynthia Pelayo, a mover rolls a twenty-sided dice to determine whether or not to open a mysterious box. Each of us gives our own unique take on the events that follow.
What's in the box? Open up and find out!
Rob Ramirez's debut novel is out now. You can pick it up on Amazon, in paperback or Kindle, or from Barnes and Noble. You can also go to your local independent bookstore and request to order through them.
Here's what the publisher, Swann + Bedlam has to say about the book.
“In a world plunged into chaos, where the remnants of society swirl in darkness, sweet revolt is set to unfold. The Halls, a family thrust into a dystopian reality, join the ranks of a local militia group driven by a singular mission: to dismantle the source of all corruption and greed-the oppressive candy empire that holds dominion over the shattered world.
Amidst the ruins and the absurdity a brutally hilarious battle wages on. With wit as sharp as shattered peppermint and resolve as unyielding as tempered chocolate, our unlikely heroes navigate the murky terrain of this post-apocalyptic world, facing off against an adversary that thrives on chaos, greed, and chocolate sweetened with the blood of his enemies.
Doomsday Daytrip: Candy Shopping at the End of the World is a novella of satire and candy that takes political correctness and shoots it point blank, stopping it in its tracks. There is no room for trigger warnings or snowflakes here. If you ever wanted to join a local militia group and take down the head of a corrupt candy empire, then you need to read this book!”
Here's what ARC readers said about the book.
The Kindle and paperback editions of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Saying Goodbye are now available.
Spaniels by Jukka Siikala
Jukka Siikala is primarily known as a visual artist. Throughout the years, he's done cover art mostly for black metal and power electronics artists. His work is wide-ranging, covering painting, collage, photography, music, and video. Spaniels, as far as I can tell, is his first work of fiction. The first few pages even includes some photographs by Siikala that capture the mood of the text.
This slim novella follows several days in the life of an unnamed man. He goes to the movies, hangs out with friends, goes on vacation, fails to get laid, fails to masturbate, and indulges in violent and perverted fantasies. He meets a woman at a flea market who he develops a fixation (it feels wrong to call it a "crush") on and fails to make a real connection with her.
The novella reminded me a lot of Michel Houellebecq. It's a bleak portrayal of masculinity in the modern world. The man, as the book calls him, is completely alienated from everyone around him. He believes himself to be unattractive and can't connect romantically or sexually with women, substituting with fantasy and pornography. His relationship with his friends is indifferent at best and antagonistic at worst. There are also moments of great dark humor, such as the man creating a rift with his aunt while fixing her computer because he accidently leaves behind a flash drive with porn videos on it
The deeper glimpses into the man's life reveal an even bleaker picture. At one point, he visits his father, only to find he's a drunk, non-verbal stupor and there's little he can do. One of the first things the man thinks about is how, years ago, a friend of his called his face "dog-like" and that he would never get a woman with it. This insult haunts him. The title comes from the man envisioning his superego as the face of a Spaniel dog; a whiney, submissive thing.
The man spends time with friends of dubious character, but seems to have no one else to go to. At one point he hangs out with another man who he describes as being so openly sexist, he's surprised women don't just immediately beat him with their purses. He insists on talking about immigration and how horrible Muslim men are to women.
The book switches from third to first person when the man indulges in his fantasies, usually of a violent nature. These often involve graphically murdering people in public for perceived slights and sometimes for no reason at all. At one point, he even replays a fantasy of beating two young men with how it would probably really go, ending with him bleeding on the floor.
At one point, the man sees a woman working in a flea market and is instantly attracted to her. His admiration of her is not at all subtle, and after to returning to see her again, it becomes obvious what he's doing. He does manage to strike a conversation with her when he offers to help with a printer the store is having trouble with. While the narrative doesn't state so, it's very likely this doesn't go anywhere.
The entire final chapter of the book is one of the man's fantasies. It's an almost pornographic description of an encounter with the woman at the flea market in the store's bathroom. However, the unrealistic fantasy is accompanied by the man nearly failing to have the encounter due to his own hesitation. It even ends on a sour note of the man's climax being ruined when her gaze reminds him of a Spaniel.
Spaniels is a dark, often funny, and often depressing look at modern life. It examines desire and how one is forced to navigate it with frustrating and unsatisfying results. Much like Siikala's other art, it's not for everyone, but it's a rewarding experience.
Buy Spaniels by Jukka Siikala here.
Sweet, Sour, & Spicy by Bridgett Nelson
This is a collection of three horror stories corresponding to the title.
"Sweet: Bark Off" - A young man fights ghosts haunting him and his family with the help of his pugs. This is a cute and fluffy story. Pretty sentimental, but still a fun read.
"Sour: Giggly" - A therapist finds her patients are being targeted by a serial killer who loves torturing his victims with a Gigli saw. Man, I did not like this one at all. It does have some vivid and brutal murder scenes that are well done, but I didn't buy the plot at all. Especially the final twist. It also, unintentionally, I'm pretty sure, plays into some very ugly and dated attitudes.
"Spicy: Rewards" - An erotic horror tale about two couples who go to a cabin for a weekend of naughty fun when things take a nasty turn for the worse. This one had some good build up and went in a different direction than I was expecting from the cabin in the woods set up. A much better extreme horror story that the previous one.
To nitpick a bit, there were also several word and dialogue choices I found awkward throughout all three stories. I did, however, enjoy this enough that I'll probably pick up one of Nelson's other books in the near future.
My debut short story collection, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Saying Goodbye, is back in print. It was originally published back in 2018 by a small Utah-based outfit called NihilismRevised. They were a press that burned bright before fading out.
Now, after a couple years out of print, this collection of weird, funny, depressing, and experimental stories is back through feel bad all the time, the same people who bring you the feel bad dispatch.
As of this post going out, it’s exclusively an ebook through Godless.com. However, it will be available on Kindle and in paperback on Amazon in about two weeks.
A special thanks to Drew Stepek for the platform on Godless and to Regina Watts for doing the interior layout and typesetting.
